Every guy has been there. You see an attractive woman in the bar and you want to go and talk to her, but what do you say. You could walk up and say hi and introduce yourself but that's boring. Why not throw out cheesy pick up lines and throw caution to the wind. You never know, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
Here’s some of the funniest pick-up lines as thought up by Reddit users.
1. anticarma
"Do you know how I got these guns?"
Point to biceps while flexing.
"Lifting children out of poverty."
2. robotwarlordelephant
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
3. BrodyApproved
Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.
4. TheChickenIsBurning1
Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
5. jgant33
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
6. letsconversate
DAMMMMNNNN, girl, you shit wit dat ass?
7. RXL
Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Well the adult females can weigh up to 250 Kg and the adult males as much as 700 Kg. My name is RXL and I fucking love polar bears.
8. Waelgeuge
When I was a girl I used to go for guys like me.
9. ZackOff
Your booty must fly Malaysian airlines because I've been missing it for days.
10. chickenrapist
You look divorced.
11. kch_l
What is your favorite dinosaur?
12. Tenaciousceeee
Why don't you and I head back to my place and do things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
13. Legalsandwich
My mom says any girl would be dumb not to go out with me.
14. deathcampforjewtie
I will light myself on fire if you don't go out with me. Seriously.
15. tango211
If good looks were poop, you'd be that giant pile of Triceratops shit from Jurrasic Park.
16. HoofHearted63
Sex with me is like gun control. No matter how much we talk about it nothing happens because we can't get it to work down south.
17. MeretrixDeBabylone
Are you the terms and conditions? Cus I don't care what you have to say.
18. Synthespock
There'll only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
19. NeverFernet
You: Do you have a boyfriend? That's cool, I've got a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: I'm sorry, I just thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
20. BlueDesire
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
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